sinkingsouls: I hate it when I’m wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can’t find my boots with the fur.
gamsee: hey you reblogged my post wanna go out with me
10 yr old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
current me: spills cereal on self
galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
himchanspenus: Here’s some serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Anonymous asked: Do you think its possible to just hook up with someone but dating wise its like "friendzone"
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
flash 9 is required to suck my dick
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
meladoodle: *throws coins at strippers really hard*
lameborghini: *sends u nudes but just as a friend*
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
Bitches be like...
I’m a ghost from the past.
tympanista: yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
Do you know how hard it is to not text you?